Thursday, June 07, 2001

Mr. Manners

Rudeness, it's not just directed at ladies anymore. It happens to us little guys, too.

Returning from Key West, in Miami SubSpace Station and Airport, Mr. Ireland and I decided a coffee was needed. I spied a Starbucks and scooted over to join the line. Mr. Ireland tells me what he wants and turns to go sit down.

As I am standing there, tall-white-haired-tweed-coat-corduroy-patches-with-glasses authoritatively takes a haughty stance in FRONT of me, joining the line ahead of me, and making no eye contact with me.

I said, "Excuse me, sir."

No response, no turning, no blinking.

I said, "Excuse me, sir."

No response, no turning, no blinking.

I pick up my carry-on bag, squeeze into the spare inches between him and the person who was in front of me before he came along.

I take my own authoritative, slightly shaking stance facing him, back to the line.

He continues to look up at the menu board, looks down at his watch, yawns, and then walks away from the Starbucks and me, heading off as if to find a faster coffeeplace somewhere else.

Seconds later, he reappears around the corner, money in hand, sees me in line, looks at his watch and goes to sit in a chair at one of the gates, reading a newspaper.

I wanted justice.

But really what peeved me is that he never even acknowledged my award-winning performance as a waiting-in-line-person done wrong.

Is society really growing increasingly selfish and rude, or is it just a coincidence that more and more of these types of things seem to happen everyday?

Conscience: Hey, is that a rhetorical question?

Akethan: Hmmm, you may be on to something.